Thursday, June 28, 2007

"Survivor" Idaho-style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" reality television shows, Idaho is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Idaho Style."

The contestants will start in Burley, travel over to Twin Falls and on to Mountain Home. Then they will head to Boise, up to Coeur d'Alene and then on to Sandpoint. Then they will backtrack to Coeur d'Alene, cross over to Wallace, and through Saint Maries, and head over to Orofino. Heading south, they will go through McCall. The final leg will be back to Burley.

Each will be driving a pink Humvee with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm Gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Burley alive wins.

Good luck to all contestants!

{You can prepare yourself by watching this preview of upcoming attractions!}


ThePoetryMan said...

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Anonymous said...

California survivors drive pink Volvos.