Today's bumper sticker...

Right before we left for our trip to Oregon, I added a few more bumper stickers to my van. So far, nobody has tried to run me off the road, my van hasn't been "keyed", and nobody has flipped me off (that I've noticed, anyway).

In fact, the only reaction I've ever received from my bumper stickers happened a year or so ago. I was getting gas at Costco in Twin Falls and the man behind me asked me if I was "Diana Rowe Pauls"... since I had NO idea who HE was, it made me a little nervous... but I 'fessed up. Come to find out, he is one my my e-mail pals and I guess he just took a wild guess (how many loud-mouth liberal soccer moms can there be in Gooding, Idaho?)!!

One of these days I'll post a picture of the back of my van... if you ever see me out and about, please wave! I'm seriously thinking about writing the current casualty count on my windows, big and red...

Today's number is...

3,690

If the fetus you save is gay...

If the fetus you save

is gay,

will you still fight

for its rights?

Get your button here...

You won't see many of these bumper stickers in Idaho...

1/20/09: End of an Error

That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First

If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

Of Course It Hurts:
You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists
Our Kids Will Have to Fight

Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore

America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

Who's God Do You Kill For?

Jail to the Chief

No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?

Bush: God's Way of Proving
Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

Bad President! No Banana.

We Need a President Who's Fluent
In At Least One Language

We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Is It Vietnam Yet?

Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

Where Are We Going?
And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

Pray For Impeachment

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?

One Nation Under Clod

2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified
2006: Terrified

Bush Never Exhaled

At Least Nixon Resigned

Another post about my favorite bumper stickers...

Where to buy bumper stickers, posters, mugs, and t-shirts here...

Bumper Stickers

I needed a chuckle! I checked out Peter Hansen's website today (I haven't been there for a while and needed to catch up) and found a great link. The title alone made me laugh (and cry!):

"Of Course It Hurts;
You are Being Screwed
by an Elephant"

Needless to say, I had to look into it! I discovered that the link refers to bumper stickers and how someone once said, "if you are going to get an idea across to Americans, it has to fit on a bumper sticker."

Unfortunately, I believe that to be true... that is the only way I can comprehend how so many Americans still think that my brother died to keep America free, to save us from terrorists, and as revenge for 9/11. (If you didn't know, my brother was killed in IRAQ... not Afghanistan.) Bush cannot say anything sensibly using words that aren't printed in "My Pet Goat", so he doesn't have to work hard at "dumbing it down" for the general population of Americans. And they slurp it up like Jell-O pudding. No chewing required.

But, anyway, back to Bumper Stickers... despite the critical words I said above, there are still bumper stickers that make me laugh! I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours!! (And if you like bumper stickers, you can even buy a book called "Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers"!)

Slower Minds Keep Right

Police State:

Coming Soon to a Democracy Near You

My Kid is an Honor Student;

My President is a Moron.

Paris for President!

(She's smarter than Bush.)

The righteous were wrong

in Jesus' time, too.

Jesus was a liberal.

Now, what was your point?

GOP does not spell GOD.

Don't Blame Me!

I didn't vote for his father either.

ELECTION 2004

Never underestimate the power

of stupid people in large groups.

Doing my part to piss off the radical right.

What exactly are the conservatives
CONSERVING?

CHRISTIAN by CHOICE.

Democrat by the grace of God.