Republican Family Values
The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including:
(a) phone sex with subordinates,
(b) prescription drug abuse,
(c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west,
(d) public uses of expletives and
(e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.
Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
In reference to Dirk Kempthorne:
"I guess having an illegitimate child is honoring 'family values', and having a mistress enhances the 'sanctity of marriage'."by Bubba Barney
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